America Surprise /Am-erika Sur-prize/ A really nasty fart, made possible by eating hamburgers and fries.
Barbie Shoes 1. n. The preferred footwear of the Zwerdog generation.
Bear Breast 1. n. Bear Mart
Bear's Ass 1. n. See "Bear Place".
Ceremonial Walk, The 1. n. The traditional walk taken by the treadmill room before a weightlifting session for ogling purposes.
Civilization 1. n. Really, really boring game. 2. n. The most awesome game in the world.
Clash of the Titans 1. n. Epic battle between two demigods.
Council /kown sil/ 1.n. The governing triumverate of Clan Zwerdog. Frequently exercises the right to veto all decisions made by the Figurehead.
Council, The 1. n. The triumvirate that is the governing body over Zwerupball.
Earth 1.n. John's trashcan
Fast Food Fuckin' 1. n. Best song ever, performed by the "1108 Thugz".
Figurehead /fig yur hed/ 1.n. Ceremonial title bestowed upon zwerdog to give him the impression that he has any kind of say in any decision that is made.
L1 /ell one/ 1. n. Our very own DB.
Lake Shepley 1. n. Suite 1020. 2. When the bathroom floods (nobody's fault) and somebody spends all of Braveheart cleaning it up.
Police Vehicle 104 1. n. A toilet.
Potted Meat Food Product 1. n. Processed animal fat goo.
R-ma-cock /ar ma cok/ 1. n. Hilts.
Reverse Zwerup 1. n. A backwards Zwerup. Now you're humping the air.
SPOA 1. n. Acronym. Scoot's Piece of Ass.
Self-Foreplay /Self four play/ Creating sexual arousal by trying to seduce oneself
Zwercare Products 1. n. A fictional line of products that embody the Zwerdog spirit. Mostly sex toys.
Zwerchair /zwehr cheyr/ The orange butterfly chair that provided so much enjoyment it was given its very own large box to be stored in for the summer.
Zwerdog /zwehr dahwg/ 1. n. The epicenter of the universe.
Zwerdog effect 1. n. During a first-person shooter game, continually being fragged and then respawning in the same place, only to be immediately again fragged.
Zweromone /zwerh oh moan/ 1. n. The hormone that endows doofiness.
Zwerup /zwehr uhp/ 1. n. A pseudo-pushup during which one's crotch touches the ground. Essentially, you hump the ground. Preferably performed in public.
Zwerupball /zwehr up bahl/ 1. n. Any basketball-based game in which the loser must perform Zwerups exponentially proportional to the number of points the loser lost by.
bedtime 1. n. After 4am.
betray the wank /bee tray thuh wahnk/ 1. v. To masturbate. "Don't ~ in there!" Often done in the shower.
briston /bris ton/ 1. n. A very small penis.
doofy /doo fee/ 1. adj. The set of qualities that includes being able to trip over anything in sight (or as is usually the case, not in sight).
earthworm 1. n. Hararld recipient, when many of these are put in a jar.
final exam 1. n. Naptime.
hararld /ha rahrld/ 1. n. Zwerdog sperm. Possibly anthropomorphic.
heroes 1. n. Herpes.
hurrar /huh rahr/ 1. interj. Used when one is pleased with the current state of affairs.
joker 1. n. Word used when one can't think to say "jackass".
junknuts /jyunk nutz/ 1.n. A disposable camera
ku-fucking-dos 1. interj. A sarcastic expression of joy.
poop /poop/ 1. v. To have sex with. "I want to ~ that hot girl." 2. n. Disapproval for a specified item or occurrence. "~ on studying." 3. General replacement for any swear word. Came into use in this context courtesy of Hilts.
pooper 1. n. A person's rear end.
pregnant /preg nehnt/ 1. General replacement for the word "fuck". Arose from DB thinking it was a swear word when he was a kid. "Hey, ~ you, man!"
rar /rahr/ 1. interj. An expression of happiness or satisfaction with the current situation. 2. n. Approval for a specified item or occurrence. "~ for the Giants losing!"
scootch /sk ooch/ 1.n. An ass movement of no more than 3 feet. 2.v. To perform an ass movement of no more than 3 feet.
scuk it /skuk iht/ 1. interj. A misspelled "suck it".
shitfuck 1. interj. Meaningless drunken utterance.
shot glass 1. n. Something one fills when betraying the wank.
skip it fuck it don't go 1. interj. Expression saying that one does not want to do something.
soy milk 1. n. Nectar of the gods.
spike /spike/ 1. n. One of the many protrusions from JJJD's head. Allegedly useful for pooping mice.
spooning the poon 1. n. Done behind closed doors, but not betraying the wank. May actually involve a spoon.
straightface 1. n. The facial expression taken on in order to connive others.
studying Meaning unknown.
suck it /suhck it/ 1. interj. An expression of being pleased with the misfortune of others. "You can ~, I won today's game of Quake." 2. interj. An hostile response to someone else being pleased with your misfortune. "Haha you suck." "~!"
suspect /suhs pect/ 1. adj. Referring to a hot girl's boyfriend (who is most likely gay).
toilet 1. n. Niagara Falls. 2. n. A device designed to destroy itself automatically and spontaneously.
twenty-five incher 1. n. A 25-inch-long penis.
wank /wahnk/ 1. n. Penis.
yeah /yah/ 1. interj. Used to emphasize any word without adding any additional meaning. "Suck it! ~, suck! ~, it! ~, ~!"
yes nice /yehs nice/ 1. interj. An expression of happiness. "I don't have to do that paper! ~!"
zwerm /zwehrm/ 1. n. See "hararld".