"I'm always wondering what babies are thinking." - IMYY4U.
"He's thinking, what can I put in my mouth?" - Slacker.
"So am I!"
Show him how you put it in your mouth.
Can I smell her butt?
It simplifies everything because then all you have is a system of differential equations.
(To L1) You said white chocolate is just as good, which invalidates your entire argument.
There's nothing I like more than dog butt
Show me your feet again. That kinda gets me excited.
Have you tasted Scott yet
I'm really excited for sloppy hos
(About Padre) He went to rub one out. When you have a 25-incher, it takes a while - Slacker
He has to wring it out afterward.
It's scribblenauts, but I like squirrelnuts better.
"You'd rather sleep with a man than be a woman?" -- IMYY4U
I'd have to know how they make the vaginas.
"Wow, (Hilts), what are you looking at? It looks really complicated." - Idiot
It's a Star Trek:TNG episode guide.
Who wants to stuff some junk in my love trunk?
Just makes me want to smoke dope.
I apparently like penis.
Z, if you're sleeping on the bed with me, you're not facing me.
"Z's morning wood is a..." - Slacker
Sequoia.
My dick could be in law school.
It's jizz peak on Mount St. Poop
(In a game of Taboo)
"When he can only move one space at a time" -Slacker
"Zwerups."
(In a game of Taboo)
"When Z is raping his black self..." -Slacker
"Chess."
I was entranced by the baby in the pink nightie.
Why would anyone want to have butt sex?
-AsianSeductress
Have you SEEN that cute little hole?
Shh...Deaf-child area!
I'm an incontinent pre-pubescent girl.
Come on, we want to see Tom's sack of bigguns. I'll stick some value into your pricing structure.
Last weekend I ate out both Scott and Brandon.
My penis is VERY small.
How about bi-fisting?
I was thinking... if it were three guys it would only be a one way.
Woo, can you sneak in my foot long?
That would be weird to go down on.
I really want a gang bang.
(Hilts' sister: So, what do you guys do for fun?)
I'm growing an eggplant that looks like Richard Nixon.
I can't believe he pull that one out of his ass. - Slacker
Yeah, apparently there's more than just shit up there; there's information.
(In response to whether Original Z said "campus") Yes, I gave myself a campus tour with my bottlecap.
I opened his ass. Now he's ready to receive.
I like my ass collection.
*singing* Collecting the ass, collecting the ass.
(Discussing why Jewish people break the wine glass at weddings) It's preparing the wife for her custodial duty.
It's the wrist action.
I'm dating ImYY4U...why?
Would you like to drink from my cum?
I've still got poop stuck in my teeth.
What we do during the show is what makes it lesbian night.
I have all the sticky in my mouth.
(Let's play Stratego - Idiot)
Let's play facial tissue.
(To Slacker) I'll kill you with my cumshot.
I love guys when they're not wearing clothes. I can just stick it in.
(Hey Z, shut it)
Shut what?
(Your penis.)
That's a lot to shut.
(To "Blades of Steel" theme song, in a sensual porno voice) Uh, uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh, oooh!
She and Tom are going to make Pangea.
Sorry, my suitemate was rubbing his crotch on my face.
(Whose phone is ringing?) It must be Tom's cause I can't pronounce the name.
Let's go jizz on our neighbor's stove. Yeah, cook THAT, bitch!
What's that smell? What did you have to eat tonight? -ImYY4U
A few pizzas, and America surprise.
Nothing turns me on like a man with hard nipples.
Hey, I'll take a Pam in the face over two in the bush!
[Padre] and articles of clothing don't mix.
[Hilts'] penis is like the bullet that killed John F. Kennedy.
You want to strap that on and take it for a ride? Come on, it'll be an adventure!
That should be how you rate them - how hard your penis gets.
(While watching a film about teenage lesbians) Oh come on now, make out!
There's no way you could masturbate 12 times in 24 hours. You'd be so fucking sore!
I don't know what happened. I returned a phone call and then an hour later I was drunk.
Hey baby, I'm the one you've been getting drunk for.
John's scrotum is saggin' it like cool so much that he has to have it steam pressed
It's disturbing that you have such a thing for this 14 year old. - Slacker
Hey, she has breasts - Hilts
I think those are still in development - Slacker
But they're still there!
Uppin' it like poop.
You should drill a hole in her seat and then pop two in the stink.
Speaking of ejaculation, I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom
Saggin' it like cool.
I'm going to slap your cheeks while I tongue your hole.
I'd better see a fucking 38 soon, I need a tongue in my ass.
That's having butt sex with your mule, right?
No! My pussy's all gone!
If you could get in my pants, I would be more than happy.
Mmm, moose ass!
(IMYY4U and L1 chanting: Tastes great, less filling) Talking about me?
Ok, somebody's hand needs to stop touching my butt (after Padre's hand was "forced" to touch his butt). Ok, two points of advice. One: That's funny. Two: When someone tries to put your hand on a butt, you need to resist!
Walking is funny!
All the women want some hard Koch!
My dick is harder than the wall!
Dabfuck has had sex with more women than O.J. Simpson has had people suck his thumbs!
Stop moving around! I am going to lose my erection!
(Holding his crotch and dancing toward L1) ...because friction creates heat...and heat creates love!
(Knocking on John's door) Gay sex! Let me in!
Oh holy mother what a dick!
Why don't you just jizz on your hand and wash yourself with that?
Skinker's crotch is in my ass!
Ho ho ho I'm Santa fucking Claus!
Why do I get so cold when I'm drunk? And why does the show "Friends" make no fucking sense?
I do water like people do crack
Well, if they're perky, it won't hurt.
Apparently, fucking that ball was the best career move he could have made
(John likes them old and young. If you can't be in the army, then you are just his type. - Hilts) Rob the cradle and rob the crypt!
That's more confusing than my sexual orientation!
Maybe we'll get to meet some girls...replace 'meet' with 'stare at' and 'girls' with 'ugly WashU trash'.
I don't care if she's 8 years old as long as she has a butt like that!
Once you go to Linux, it's so hard to go back [to Windows]. It's like you're spoiled.
ImYY4U: doot doot do doot doot do doot doot da da da da
W00DoG57: *lasso's air and plays with nipple*
ImYY4U: *arash pounds on ground and goat appears*
W00DoG57: *smiles and bobs head*
ImYY4U: *lasso's goat and beats Dick*
W00DoG57: doot doot do doot doot do doot doot do baa baa baa
I think our relationship has reached the point where only anal sex can... -L1Dave
Describe how we feel about one another? -Hilts
Yeah.
If I wanted to be an elementary school teacher, I would get so much @$$.
[Throw (condom) away after use - L1] Throw it away? I thought you eat it!
I got a Men's Health thing and it said 'Dear Sir, you are exactly the kind of man we are looking for.' I can get this booklet that will tell me how to prolong my erections!
{([I want a condom - SAS] Why, so you can cuddle with it? - Drakken) Yes. It's the closest I can get. - SAS} What? To cuddling with a penis?
(...my ass. --Idiot)
I'd be glad to fill that up.
(referring to a professor) He's like John if you replace alcohol with string processing algorithms.
Wash U is, at the very least, mediocre, and Satan is considerably below mediocre.
(Wasn't that when Z puked everywhere and you cleaned it up? -- idiot)
Yeah, that was fun.
Brandon, you have three options:
1. You can stay in your room and not open the door. In which case, you will not be allowed out for 24 hrs. Not for class, not for peeing and you'll have to poop on your floor.
2. You can open the door and move to the rear of the room. I will give you a bucket, two plastic bags, and toilet paper. This will help the poop problem, but you'll still have to miss class.
Or 3. You can come out now. And your butt will bleed.
I wanna floss your ass with my tongue
I get respect because I'm black
Richard has sex with me all the time and I'm not wearing anything on my head.
Hahaha how's your penis?
I could jizz a smile on your chest, [SAS].
Yeah, I do want to dominate her pussy.
Want to boil an egg on your scrotum?
Gravity makes things go down. Does that work on you [SAS]?
Were they pierced or is she just perky?
Yeah, yeah you can't double yeah my put.
I thought he was just going to caress it
Ring, ring out of my way, I'm a cyclist!
Yeah, if I had power, I'd use it to get a tongue in my butthole.
We should get tee shirts that say 'I went to Myrtle Beach and all I rimmed was a lousy 12 year old'.
My mother has nine siblings, and my father has...some. And I'm gay.
Aww, no man jizz for me today.
Are you ready for these horny animals?
Hey, this is a girl, what are you doing?!?
How fast can I increase one cup size? Cause I need results fast!
Richard is playing with my penis. No, it's my penis! Let go of it!
I have a 5.5 inch floppy!
God, I'm so queer
I refer to my dick as 'grilled cheese' and my ass as 'ham on rye'.
I'm gonna play a game called "catch the sperm".
A lot of people came in your room freshman year. I know I came multiple times.
I don't think he's gay. When we were having sex last night he didn't seem to enjoy it all that much.
Oh, I can get something off with my hand.
I'm just having trouble getting things off with my hands today.
I want a 2 minute ass orgasm!
Where's the balls slapping?! There's no balls slapping on my ass!
What, you don't desire a creamy orgasm?
Dude, I'm downloading my first orgy.
['Women aren't meat!'] They're hot and juicy!
Zwerdog - f*** me in the @$$ for $20.
What's Woo's last name?
I'm a girl, I'm supposed to be on my knees.
You like pussy, don't you?
Maybe we should stick these up your butt and pull out some poop.
When I get drunk I want to do it with frogs!
Well, I'm not going to be stapling my dick for you then!
So [Schnapps], you wanted to fuck me? [everyone in the room rolling on the floor laughing at this point] ...no, really?
[Padre's] penis is bigger than her!
You know there's no way to stop people from masturbating in showers.
That's no fun. There's no sex.
There's more shit coming out of his mouth than Tom's ass.
(Will you shut up about fucking Mynx!); That's exactly what everyone wants to do, fucking Mynx.
Pretty fly for a phenol.
(I'm not allowed to betray the wank anymore.); The wank is very uptight about this.
Wow, my breasts are big.
You know I love going into my room and getting genital herpes. Yes! Genital herpes for my birthday!
Hawaii's vote won't come in for another twelve years, but it doesn't matter because they're the size of a thumbtack.
I don't like Claytaurus that much.
Smack my Brandon up!
Brandon, you're Richard's bitch.
I'm not going to say 'boink'. What are we, in fourth grade? I'll use 'poop,' that's mature.
If you're looking for anal sex, I'm not cumming!
Anal sex with mice!
My spikes are too big to fit up your ass!
I don't know how tight your ass is, but I bet my spikes would fit.
Do you know how many mice I could fuck at once if I used my spikes?
(I'm gonna take $2.50 out of your ass!); There's no more money in there!
Remember, never use two tampons at once!
There's always a party in my pants.
She's not attractive but she's got enormous breasts...God they're big!
I like it when guys look at me!
(You did look playful.); Yeah, I was just waiting for you to throw a ball of yarn at me.
You can't fuck an earthworm, because as soon as you tried, you would crush it.
([Hilts], you're touching his pubic hair.); Well, I usually eat it so it doesn't bother me.
You're a vinyl messiah.
I go for Chinese dogs.
Sir, please lick it.
[Spiky], if you ever get agitated, I'll calm you down with some anal sex.
That's what I get for shoving it in my mouth.
Everybody gets busy when they know I'm watching.
Suck my cannon.
Yeah, it's like a meat party in my mouth.
Yeah, now I've got chrome balls! (What'd you do, now you have tiny balls!); I don't have tiny balls!
I wanna stick my penis in someone's hairy butthole.
No, I just cunted.
These nuts kinda suck to swallow.
Yeah, lock on to my ass!
They were just discussing how many shot glasses they could fill with their semen.
The more chances we have to discuss a penis the better.
John, pull out, we gotta go!
You know you want to massage my crotch.
Look Sarah, here' s my crotch! Here's my crotch!
As soon as John gets drunk, I'm on his ass.
I solved my dumbass problem.
At this time, ToJo deserves to suck my dick.
If this Pitbull's ass is as good as it sounds...
Dude, we don't have camel's dick!
Go kill the gimpy kid on the street and bring me his wrist.
When you wear new underwear, it makes your day so much better!
(Have you ever had a semen filled donut?); Yes! Of course!
[I don't get] ass till the end...and even then it's only shoddy 16-bit ass.
Oh, please don't fuck me.
That would be the best for ImYY4U; incest with mice!
Brandon has a gold-leaf penis!
Scott's dick in Paris!
Scott's dick the miniseries!
I like listening to Scott's dick!
Scott's dick against a microphone!
Scott's going to record his dick against a microphone!
If you don't have a vagina, that's OK, I'll make one.
[SAS is] jizzin' all over herself!
Pull down your pants long enough for me to masturbate.
Can I have your penis, [Hilts]?
I'll pay you five dollars to cum in my mouth.
Might as well eat my penis. Ouch.
No, I just wanted to thrust my penis around in your face.
I'll watch the dick!
That's a good-looking guy!
Oh, I hope he's masturbating again.
Yeah, ImYY4U gets to suck my penis!
Exactly, and our tits would freeze.
He was discharging himself on everything!
Oh, you want to see some sleevage, eh?
What! I'm a woman!